my life is dedicated to people I don’t even know
my life is dedicated to people that don’t even exist
What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took her to Seattle, forced her to call herself Carly, and made her pretend she was his little sister
we really need to sleep more on this site
Everything about this post is perfect. Because growing up is for losers.
π
I just came back in from letting my dog out.
he didn’t want to come in so I kept trying different things to get him to come and finally he ran the opposite direction and tripped over a large branch and did this ungraceful flip and I exclaimed out loud “DAMMIT MOON MOON!”
and about five houses down someone is having an outdoor party around a bonfire and I hear someone from there exclaim back “WHO THE FUCK INVITED MOON MOON!”
So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.
This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.
IT GOT BETTER.
So everyone always talks about wanting SuperWhoLock so badly
bUT ARE WE NOT GOING TO MENTION THAT ONE TIME SUPERWHO ACTUALLY FUCKING HAPPENED
THEY DIDN’T EVEN FUCKING TRY TO BE SUBTLE ABOUT IT, ITS A FULL ON CYBERMAN LIKE WHAT THE FUCK GUYS
I was so happy when I saw this episode for the first time.
And don’t forget that they named one character Amy Pond…
dont be mean
be median or mode
damn math fandom bloggers
shut up we have a good range of jokes
this is our domain
Apparently everybody could use a little penis in their lives.
He’s tripping on acid
I tried to scroll past
Doctor Who: SCREAMING
Supernatural: CRYING
Sherlock: WAITING
Merlin: DEAD
Hannibal: Eating MerlinHANNIBAL YOU SPIT MERLIN OUT, RIGHT. NOW!
Impeccable timing fandoms
no no you’re a GROWN MAN YOU CAN’T BE THIS FUCKING ADORABLE, NO
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney couple.
Kida’s 8,800-ish with Milo’s 32, that’s… an 8,768 year age gap?
Can we just appreciate that Milo’s reaction is basically how tumblr girls feel about the men they stalk?
I CAN’T EVEN DENY IT OH MY GOD
